Just for laughs

There are a few pseudo- (and not so pseudo) news organizations posting to Twitter. When the actual news is too depressing, try some fake news. Here are a couple:

@FakeAPStylebook

et cetera - A Latin term meaning, "I can't think of anything else to say."

@TheOnion
Red Lobster Introduces New Mechanical Jumbo Shrimp Ride http://onion.com/9fMhle

@OHnewsroom
“We’re not procrastinating. We’re deadline-oriented.”