A new holiday: Thanksgiving Day Eve

It seems America has decided one Thanksgiving is not enough--they need to extend it by 50 percent.
Introducing Thanksgiving Eve. Where people gather on the Twitter and commiserate before they stuff themselves with turkey and pie and rest up for the next morning when they will be fighting for parking spaces and gasping for air in overcrowded malls and toy stores.
Ahhhhh....the holidays.

@Lord_Voldemort7 Thanksgiving Eve's a TT. Really Americans? You created a holiday to celebrate your love of overconsumption & violence? Isn't that everyday?

@_StarSaefong_ Happy Thanksgiving Eve(:

@Butterfly_Luvly Thanksgiving Eve. Last minute shoppers. RT @made_2_impress Why da fuck is there so much traffic

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@iBieberGroupie Thanksgiving Eve ♥

@Hmasterice I have several things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving Eve. And am going to thankfully have a great meal tomorrow.

@fafinista Word RT @4Ever_Precious: Ugh I'm sooo hungry....Someone need to have Thanksgiving Eve! Let me know so I can come to yall house!

@BettyCrocker It's Thanksgiving Eve and Betty's experts are standing by to answer all of your turkey day questions! Tweet #Betty911 for recipes and tips!

@Raquel_925 @AlieGirl7 hi girly!Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Are you feeling better? I'm about to head off to work soon!Have a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving

@MinnesotaTurkey On the eve of Thanksgiving, we'd like to thank all farmers for everything they do to feed the world! http://fb.me/L8DDckIH

@xFreakyKiki RT @MrSilvanoo: Happy Thanksgiving Eve !

@BosnianFineszt RT @MrSilvanoo: Happy Thanksgiving Eve ! » het is nog geen avond in amerika..

@DreamOfSelenaG Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all y'all Americans/Canadians and whoever else celebrates, sincerely, England xox.

@TWlTTERWHALE Thanksgiving Eve is today. Be excited because tomorrow you will be fat.

@char588 Happy Thanksgiving Eve! I've baked a pumpkin pie and brownies...smells sooo good I don't know if they'll last until tomorrow!