In their never ending quest to make the world a better place for everyone, Twitter users are gathering around the campfire and sharing texts which they feel would liekly come from someone who was stalking you.
The hastag #textyougetfromastalker explains it all....here are some examples:
@A_Tusken_Raider #textyougetfromastalker: You forgot to flush.
@therealdiggory Draw back the curtains please - I didn't climb this bloody tall tree just to admire your beige curtains. #textyougetfromastalker
@keiselsbeard #textyougetfromastalker good morning ...ur up early today!?
@JBTeenageDream #Textyougetfromastalker i have candy ;) LOL
@KakesKisses #textyougetfromastalker im going to kill you with that purple flat iron in your bathroom
@tylerrr_mack #textyougetfromastalker hey turned it to MTV
@gabss007 #TextYouGetFromAStalker Unlock your tweets
@eric_kw #textyougetfromastalker: grab me a vanilla non-fat latte while you're in there
@famira #textyougetfromastalker = The dress you tried on earlier will definitely impress your date tonight
@glenda_danielle #textyougetfromastalker hey when you get out of work at 3:30 you wanna hangout?
@Mali_Bz #textyougetfromastalker your new bedroom curtains are too thick :|
@KiidLidz #textyougetfromastalker STOP HIDING THE GOT DAMN SUGAR FROM ME
@Trumpcalderon #TextYouGetFromAStalker Oh you TRIED to give me the wrong number?
@neeteshg #textyougetfromastalker Why don't you ever change your passwords.?
@Waynezworld81 #textyougetfromastalker you wrong for givin security my picture
@1DIRECTIFIED #textyougetfromastalker i can see you.
@xxgiggulsxxx #textyougetfromastalker you forgot milk at the shops yesterday so i left you some. it's in the fridge, second shelf like usual
@RuthBourdain #textyougetfromastalker Needs more salt.
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